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Top Ten Signs You're a Little too Obsessed with Lord of the Rings

(submitted by I can't believe its Kamber)

10. You bum an onion ring of somebody and then walk around for the rest of the day carrying it and muttering "My Precious" to it. (coldhat)
9. Whenever you introduce a friend you spend ten minutes reciting their lineage. (Naska the Zoki-Howler)
8. You regularly scan Ebay in search of tickets for the next Elvin boat trip. (Rocketman)
7. You know what the Silmarils and Varda are. (Last Mango)
6. You didn't have to search the internet to find out what entry 7 meant. (anglesius)
5. Click here to download my 10,000 word dissertation, proving that the Balrog indeed has wings (Balrug)
4. You tried to make your own lembas wafers from matza. (Tarindel, Sitase-chan)
3. You've resodded the yard... and the garage...and the house... and, oh, how do you like the new round door? (No dear I didn't)
2. Your bumper stickers include and are limited to "Frodo has left the Shire," "What would Gandalf do?" "What about second breakfast?" and "I party with Mirkwood Elves." (Luv U 2)
1. You've traded in your light saber for a newly reforged broadsword. (No dear I didn't)

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