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Top Ten Signs Your Snowman is Possessed

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10. Lately, your mailman has taken to running past your house screaming "The power of God compells you!" (Thomas Palsson)
9. You could swear that when you made it, you gave it a broom to hold, not a flaming pitchfork.... (No dear I didn't)
8. It's the middle of July... and it's still eating kids. (Beowulf)
7. You don't recall adding icicle teeth when you made it.... (No dear I didn't)
6. You wake up to find him surrounded by the bleached bones of small animals, and a bit of fur on his lip. (Deimodius)
5. Every time you look, he's in a different position, getting closer and closer to your bedroom window. (random)
4. Those lumps of coal weren't glowing like that when you made him were they? (Talking Head)
3. You saw him at the hardware store trading in his broom for a chainsaw. (Britta-Gabrielle)
2. Every night your christmas lights are rearranged into a pentagram. (webflyer)
1. He stuck his carrot nose onto his broomstick and is using it to spear children as they walk past. (Britta-Gabrielle)

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