If you look good, you don't have to sound good.
(Hoss)
Never, under any circumstances, should your voice leave its highest octave.
(Baby)
One hundred is just too many luftballoons for anyone to have.
(Nicole)
Spandex is a priviledge, not a right.
(Mickey Finn)
The term "virgin" has a very loose interpretation.
(Madonna)
There's no such thing as too many synthesizers.
(Van Halen?)
Adam Ant, Billy Idol, Boy George, Prince and the lead singer from Toto... The Same Guy!
(wheels)
A guy named Larry is really at 867-5309.
(srp)
Singing about people dying in Africa -- while it won't actually help anyone -- will always make people feel better.
(sageandscholar)
Michael Jackson is bad. Nobody believed it then, but the cops seem pretty sure now.
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