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Top Ten Signs You Went to a Low Budget Super Bowl Party
(submitted by XLR8R)
One guy is standing up, telling everyone else what he's looking at in the window at the house next door.
(The Great Janitor)
They bought a "pre-owned" keg.
The theme of "Watch the Super Bowl from the Goodyear Blimp" was just an excuse for the 5 inch TV.
You missed the game-winning field goal because someone was fooling around with the rabbit-ears antenna again.
You missed most of the first half listening to the host's Amway presentation.
There are no objects in the room. Not even lights. Absolutely nothing, except a door, a tiny monochrome television and a sparking outlet. Not to mention the host is really giving you the creeps.
(LeeLee the House Hippo)
Gary Coleman declined.
Listening to the game via morse code isn't as nostalgic as you would have initially thought.
They had it on Saturday so everyone could make it.
The show you were watching, the bare breast belonged to Michael Jackson.
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