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Top Ten Things Found On Mars By NASA

(submitted by buttplug)

10. They only found nine things before the rover broke down. (meep the cynic)
9. A note saying, “Squandered the natural resources. Moved one planet closer to sun.” (jk60611)
8. The fact that a little car driving around on remote control looking at rocks captures the heartbeat of a nation...for 10 seconds. (Buttsey57)
7. A bone-filled spacesuit bearing China's emblem from the Chang dynasty, thousands of years ago. (who gives a damn?)
6. Rocks, and lots of 'em. (ardie)
5. Starbucks. (srp)
4. A kindly old man named Dmitri with a broken spaceship and outdated political views. (Bean)
3. The lone Dennis Kucinich supporter. (meep the cynic)
2. T-shirts with sayings like: "Mars or Bust", "I went to Mars and all i got was this T-shirt", and "I was with stupid but dropped him off at Earth" (The Luscious Cupcake)
1. "My goodness Houston! Dust! And enough for everyone!" (Flip201)

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