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Top Ten Signs You Forgot Valentine's Day
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Hallmark calls you, offering discounts on apology cards.
Your bedroom now bears an uncanny resemblance to Superman's Fortress Of Solitude.
You thought all the heart decorations were to promote cardiac health.
The Weather Channel reported the coldest place in the contenental US on Febuary 15 was your bedroom.
You wake up with a florist's ad stapled to your forehead.
The heart your girlfriend sent on the 15th was from the morgue.
The kids note that their mom "went to bed early" and locked the bedroom door...while you were taking out the trash.
You have no clue why your kids came home after school with paper boxes full of... more paper?
(LeeLee the House Hippo)
The 53 new messages blinking on your answering machine when you got back from the game.
It was somehow obvious your wife didn't appreciate your usual celebratory phone call from the 18th hole.
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