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Top Ten Things Bush Did While He Was AWOL

(submitted by SPOTICUS)

10. One word: "Nothing". (Billy From The Hills)
9. Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, liqour. (bobby plant)
8. Learn the proud, free ways of the Texas cattle rustlers. (bemused_meerkat)
7. He videotaped his off-key half-nude version of Camp Grenada. (LeeLee the House Hippo)
6. Learned to cook the perfect souffle. (bemused_meerkat)
5. He began searching for Alabama's weapons of mass destruction. (TheRob)
4. He wasnt really AWOL, he was just lost. (Brianlh25)
3. Well, he's fairly certain he spent spring break in Miami, but the next few weeks after that are kind of a blur. (hog_ignorant)
2. Take a real close look at the Indian in The Village People. (Alfredo Garcia)
1. Spent time enthusifying his otherwardly limituding vocabulation. (I voted for his daddy)

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