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Top Ten Lies That Really Work
(submitted by kissyface)
All these security checks really do make us safe.
(Maniac Bob)
Its not receding, I cut it this way....
(Drunken Vet Student)
Don't vote for me because I'm worthy: Vote for me because the other guy is an idiot!
(Bob Clemmons)
The severed head was like that when I got here.
(hog_ignorant)
Only 2 calories per gram!
(Drunken Vet Student)
It is only kinky the first time.
(The Frog Footman)
Just hold for one more minute
(rorschak)
No, really, it's a brilliant idea, Mr. President.
(meep the cynic)
Lower taxes! More services!
(notMe)
No one else will ever see the tape, Paris...its just for us.
(McNally)
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