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Top Ten Real Reasons We're on Orange Alert

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10. Tropicana lost a shipment of angry, genetically engineered mutants (DA maNA)
9. Because mauve just doesn't convey that sense of urgency. (lefty)
8. We accidentally mixed red alert and yellow alert. (DA maNA)
7. Nobody would have taken a purple alert seriously. (Maniac Bob)
6. On today's White House lunch menu: cooked carrots. Coincidence? I think not. (Carrots are yucky)
5. More slimming color to hide holiday pounds. (The Lizards Queen)
4. Terrorists found out the "undisclosed location" is a toll booth on the New Jersey Turnpike. (Richard Cheney)
3. Some people somewhere might have something that might be...bad. (Catch)
2. Fanta levels dangerously low. (krayZpaving)
1. The department of homeland security ran out of goldenrod paper. (DA maNA)

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