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Top Ten Things the Energizer Bunny Wants To Say
(submitted by Luv U 2)
"Pink is the new black."
"If only I had a better union, then I could take a break."
"The rash you get from always 'going.'"
"This is the only gig I could get after 'Kaptain Kangaroo.'"
"Sure, the bass drum is okay, but my true passion is playing the harp."
(What the DILLY-O?!)
"Constant drumming gets you: fame, babes and carpal tunnel paws."
"I keep going and going but they never let me take a break and man I really gotta GO!"
"You know, my buddy only works Easters, maybe he could take over for a while?"
(lil miss hermione)
"My agent sucks. That AFLAC duck got a condo on Maui. I got lettuce."
"While the ladies like Bugs for his sense of humor, it takes a real bunny to keep going all night long."
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