The body has been found.
(ChAsEtHeRaiN)
If you can read this you don't need glasses.
(Toe9)
Your left leg will NOT be amputated.
(Me)
Look behind you.
(TheRob)
I can see up your nose.
(Moe Pontiac)
We're sorry: we had a message that would have changed your life forever, but the fat guy at table six got there first.
(bemused_meerkat)
He who conducts his affairs based on advice found in cheap baked goods is a knucklehead.
(lefty)
Take a minute to gaze above and beyond your usual view. You may notice some stains on the ceiling.
(neh?)
404: Fortune Cookie Message Not Found
(Ilsoap, Topher)
Keep your sense of humor; Always look to being number one.
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