My dog ate my receipts.
(you to can be audited)
Occupation is listed as Superhero.
(SPOTICUS29)
Two words: Imaginary Numbers
(quistis)
Number of Dependents: 367
(Helix)
Itemized deduction #43: $13,984--supplies for home-based meth lab
Please get papercuts here, here, and here.
(Buttsey57)
Writing off money invested to help the family of a recently deceased Nigerian diplomat.
(KT)
I'll give you 10 to 1 odds I didn't have any gambling earnings this year.
(Qarl)
Occupation - legitimate businessman. Primary earnings - $500,000. Source - fell off a truck.
(Qarl)
Deduction of $2800 for business loss on purchase of pound of oregano.
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