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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Suspicious Statements on Form 1040

(submitted by bank_of_jamaica)

10. My dog ate my receipts. (you to can be audited)
9. Occupation is listed as Superhero. (SPOTICUS29)
8. Two words: Imaginary Numbers (quistis)
7. Number of Dependents: 367 (Helix)
6. Itemized deduction #43: $13,984--supplies for home-based meth lab
5. Please get papercuts here, here, and here. (Buttsey57)
4. Writing off money invested to help the family of a recently deceased Nigerian diplomat. (KT)
3. I'll give you 10 to 1 odds I didn't have any gambling earnings this year. (Qarl)
2. Occupation - legitimate businessman. Primary earnings - $500,000. Source - fell off a truck. (Qarl)
1. Deduction of $2800 for business loss on purchase of pound of oregano. (notMe)

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