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Top Ten Signs You're Not in Kansas Anymore

(submitted by The Outraged Duk)

10. Those singing midgets are back, but you could swear you didn't have any tequila last night. (LetTheWookieeWin)
9. A kind witch, descending in a bubble, points to your ruby shoes and says "Nordstroms?" (AckThwap)
8. The women in Kansas are generally harder to melt. (bemused_meerkat)
7. You wake up to find everyone has been turned into a pirate - you're in ArKansas. (Je77)
6. You never had someone crave your shoes to the point where they want you dead, until now. (LeeLee the House Hippo)
5. Eminim is something totaly different than what you're used to. (Turbo Time)
4. You see the lolipop guild. Everyone knows the lolipop guild's franchise doesn't run in Kansas (The Outraged DuK)
3. The "Queer Eye" guys have outfitted you with HOT new ruby slippers. (KSUDave)
2. The golden walkway, the red shoes, the high life - Las Vegas (Eman)
1. The four-foot-tall guy with furry feet has ONE ring that the entire world wants. (Heero Yui, javione)

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