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Top Ten Signs Your House Is Too Big
(submitted by Aceay)
It's not so much too big, but it costs too much to print out all those "My Home" atlases.
when you send your kids to thier room they grab a water bottle and pack a lunch for the trip.
Your mistress lives with you, and your wife doesn't even know.
The maximum capacity is 18... in the elevators.
Taking a bath isn't the same after your husband added the shark in the deep end.
Even the linen closet has an echo.
You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom
Mealtimes are complicated by the fact that the pantry and the kitchen are in different time zones.
After the unfortunate incident with your mother-in-law, you now require guests to carry a GPS tracking device....
(No dear I didn't)
You need a visa to go to the bathroom.
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