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Top Ten Things I Learned My Freshman Year of College
(submitted by Asteria)
Adjusting the line spacing can make your papers look a lot longer.
Never warm socks in the microwave.
Karl Marx was not a Mark Brother.
There is no such thing as a Plato Fun Factory.
High School chicks really dig College guys!
300 lb. football players rarely fit through a 2' x 3' window opening.
(Been there, done that, lost the T-shirt)
I can be out of bed and in class in 3 minutes 23 seconds.
Everything I needed to know I really did learn in Kindergarden.
Day 1: Steak. Day 2: Stir Fry. Day 3: Beef Stroganoff. Day 4: Beef Stew.
Skittles and Mountain Dew make an extraordinary breakfast before exams.
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