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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You've Watched Too Many Infomercials

(submitted by Aceay)

10. You have enough Ginsu knives to fillet a humpback whale. (Alfredo Garcia)
9. You REALLY think that you'll ever find a situation that you need to slice tomatoes paper thin!! (javione)
8. Whenever people think you are done talking you say, "but wait, there's more". (jonestown punchdrinker)
7. You have no towels, pots, or lamps, but do own 4 different kinds of vegetable choppers (DA maNA)
6. You decided to pay for your house in 100,000 easy monthly payments of 19.95 (DA maNA)
5. Insatiable urge to buff everything. (rorschak)
4. You can actually hear the word "Buttmaster" without snickering. (junkshop coyote)
3. You have a revolving tie-rack, lovingly hand-embossed with up to three of your very own initials... but only one tie. (stupidfathobbit)
2. You're on the cover of "AS SEEN ON TV" magazine three months running. (darthgator (as formerly seen on TV))
1. You have a taco dispenser. (DA maNA)

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