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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Perks of Being Vice President

(submitted by XLR8R)

10. The buck doesn't stop with you! (javione)
9. You get to pose for private photos with all the aliens NASA captures before they get dissected. (squeezette)
8. No standing in line at the strip club. (Turd Ferguson)
7. All the privileges, none of the responsibilities. (Skating Zebra)
6. You can invoke mulligans, re-do-s, and take backs if on Executive OR Senatorial business. (JLM2of3branches)
5. Second pick of the interns. (pezgirl247)
4. You've always wanted to be Robin to someone's Batman. (JrsyRose)
3. Allowed to preside over gambling, drinking, and other vices. (JMC)
2. You always get "shotgun" no matter who callls it first. (Deimodius)
1. The 'undisclosed location' is actually Hugh Hefner's mansion. (Chuckles)

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