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Top Ten Things People Should Never Say While Dancing
(submitted by William Ben)
"Dancing, to me, is like standing still...only faster."
(Michelle Loves Dan)
"OK, I've had enough, Mort wants to cut in. Hi, this is Mort!"
"They shouldn't call them 'love handles.' They should call them 'dancing handles.' See, look!"
"There is something in your ear. Can i have it?"
"We the jury, find the defendant Guilty of murder in the first degree."
"Somebody please bring me another roll of toilet paper!"
"By the way, did I tell you that I run an 'Interactive Top Ten' web site?"
"O.K., now you step on my feet."
"Y M C A"
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