Warning: There is no safeguard which can't be overcome by human stupidity. Please use common sense when using this product.
(lefty)
On a one ton block of lead: "Induce vomiting if ingested or inhaled." (I'll remember that one)
(LeeLee the House Hippo)
"Product may contain yellow."
(bemused_meerkat)
(On peanut butter): WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS
(pestilence, BiggA, meh..., Deeva, ya think)
(On matches box) WARNING: Flammable!
(Aletheastrea)
Do not iron clothes while on body.
(My mom is Jenny C)
On a blow-dryer: Do Not Use While Sleeping
(Kira, meh..., Kira, Katie is awesome, Mute)
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
(Baseball Bob, i don't get it, jessie)
Warning! Wearing cape does not enable one to fly.
(broken-armed supergirl, away!, Deimodius, MEZMAH)
On a collapsable stroller--Remove child before folding
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