They refer to their property as "The Compound".
(Cisko Kid)
After your broken pinky healed, you decided it best to NEVER miss a monthly installment .
(McNally)
The kid you adopted ten years ago is still 6.
(mightymouth)
Instead of cheque or money order they ask for a wire to a numbered account in Zurich.
(Michelle wants Dan)
Like most people, you too were shocked to learn of the destitute children of Palm Springs.
(AckThwap)
When you find out that there really are no starving oompa-loompa's in Madagascar.
(Nevada)
You are comforted in the knowledge that for less than $1 a day you can feed 1,500 children.
(AckThwap)
"Send $25 to each of the names on the top of the list so they can get their tax deduction too!"
(IOIO)
You are becoming concerned that "UNEXTINCT" is not actually a word.
(JLM2ndChanceDoDoBirds)
THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL IN CHARGE WILL GIVE YOU $3.6 MILLION FOR YOUR DONATION. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION WITH YOUR DONATION MY FRIEND. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.
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