According to an obscure phrase in the Constitution, Michael Jackson is 23rd in line for the presidency.
(TheBluesMan)
If you listen to the Watergate tapes backwards you get a recipe for Grandma's chocolate chip cookies.
(Britta-Gabrielle)
World War Three is imminent, but don't worry. Thanks to a shady deal with some Japanese businessmen, it will be fought entirely using anime-themed trading cards and action figures.
(that's global industry for ya)
They have bugged every shower in the country and every year they hold a "Shower Idol."
(LeeLee the House Hippo)
They don't really know what Hamilton looked like, so they hired an artist to make up a face for the ten dollar bill.
(Toxicgonzo)
Richard Simmons: Licensed to kill
(Bob Clemmons)
The CIA hired "Where's Waldo?" experts from Oakwood Elementary to find Osama bin Laden.
(Toxicgonzo)
Jim Henson is alive and well operating a puppet known as "Al Gore."
(Hoss)
The hokey-pokey is what it's all about.
(da dum dum)
There's an election in November.
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