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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things the Government Doesn't Want You to Know

(submitted by XLR8R)

10. According to an obscure phrase in the Constitution, Michael Jackson is 23rd in line for the presidency. (TheBluesMan)
9. If you listen to the Watergate tapes backwards you get a recipe for Grandma's chocolate chip cookies. (Britta-Gabrielle)
8. World War Three is imminent, but don't worry. Thanks to a shady deal with some Japanese businessmen, it will be fought entirely using anime-themed trading cards and action figures. (that's global industry for ya)
7. They have bugged every shower in the country and every year they hold a "Shower Idol." (LeeLee the House Hippo)
6. They don't really know what Hamilton looked like, so they hired an artist to make up a face for the ten dollar bill. (Toxicgonzo)
5. Richard Simmons: Licensed to kill (Bob Clemmons)
4. The CIA hired "Where's Waldo?" experts from Oakwood Elementary to find Osama bin Laden. (Toxicgonzo)
3. Jim Henson is alive and well operating a puppet known as "Al Gore." (Hoss)
2. The hokey-pokey is what it's all about. (da dum dum)
1. There's an election in November. (krayZpaving)

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