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Top Ten Road Trip Rules

(submitted by Kent)

10. You're not allowed to call "shotgun" until two months prior to your departure date (jumpinjack)
9. No singing to songs that you don't know the words to. (KissThisGuy)
8. One may only yell, "ROAD TRIP," before the trip begins. (JLM2CallsShotgun)
7. There is no stopping. If you have to "go," go in a cup. If there is no cup, go out the window. If you're not "comfortable" with that, hold it. (Boneless)
6. You are only allowed to scream once every half hour, unless you are involved in a traffic accident. (or both)
5. No farting. If said farting is unavoidable, the fartee's posterior must be outside the vehicle by 3 inches or more. See paragraph 7, guidlines on mooning, for details. (V's Herbie)
4. If you ever see a single shoe lying all by itself on the sholder, don't feel the need to question its presence. Some things mankind was not meant to know. (bemused_meerkat)
3. Friends don't let friends drive cars with New York license plates. At least, not in some of the rougher parts of Texas. (find a screwdriver)
2. Doritos are not a breakfast food. Unless they're going stale. (greenback)
1. No playing "Guess Who" with the driver. (Topher)

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