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Top Ten Signs This Millenium Isn't Working For You

(submitted by Luv U 2)

10. So far, I see a distinct lack of Rapture. (roser)
9. Every girl says, "maybe next millenium". (Drunken Vet Student)
8. You're just now getting the hang of using that Underwood typewriter. (Geoduck)
7. A few years back you made the mistake of promising your son an anti-gravity device for his 10th birthday. (beetlebones)
5. You're still living in hope that one day ruffs and pantaloons will come back into style. (greenstripe)
4. The pallet of mirrors you were moving with the fork lift slipped and fell...lets see...140 mirrors at 7 years bad luck each...yeah, that should just about cover this millenium.... (No dear I didn't)
3. You're still dating your checks "1904" (jumpinjack)
2. You just can't get over wanting to party like it's 1999 (TBeeber)
1. All the best continents have already been conquered. (KSUDave)

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