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Top Ten Things to Do While Waiting in the Getaway Car
(submitted by sexychick)
Pick up chicks with "Hey, babe, wanna be on TV?"
Plan an alternate, scenic route to surprise your friends.
Amend your 1040 to include your newfound "extra income."
See if you can acheive all 32 possible seating configurations in the car that the commercial advertised.
"99 bars of gold in the safe, 99 bars of gold! Take one down, put it in the bag, 98 bars of gold in the safe..."
(Topher, My mom is Jenny
Hit the OnStar button and ask the operator for the "Fastest Getaway route."
Turn the number plates upside down to confuse the police.
Commit to losing forty pounds so can actually participate in future crimes.
Try to match the pitch of the alarm bell with your voice.
Call you wife and tell her that you're going to be late for dinner.
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