If junk food really tasted like junk, losing weight would actually be achievable.
(Naska the Zoki-Howler)
The 40 hour work year.
(jumpinjack)
I dunno, maybe some electric brocoli? It's been a while since they messed with our food.
(greenstripe)
Elimination of fine print.
(Aletheastrea)
A lawn application that makes grass grow exactly two inches long and then stop.
(junkshop coyote)
A McDonald's drive-thru that sold cigarettes and vodka.
(darthgator )
A bigger bladder.
(Helix)
Decision Test Dummies.
(Thatsfunnyidontcarewhoyouare...)
A mute button for your mom.
(LittleJohnT)
The Female-to-English Dictionary
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