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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things that Would Make Life a Whole lot Easier

(submitted by The Outraged DuK)

10. If junk food really tasted like junk, losing weight would actually be achievable. (Naska the Zoki-Howler)
9. The 40 hour work year. (jumpinjack)
8. I dunno, maybe some electric brocoli? It's been a while since they messed with our food. (greenstripe)
7. Elimination of fine print. (Aletheastrea)
6. A lawn application that makes grass grow exactly two inches long and then stop. (junkshop coyote)
5. A McDonald's drive-thru that sold cigarettes and vodka. (darthgator )
4. A bigger bladder. (Helix)
3. Decision Test Dummies. (Thatsfunnyidontcarewhoyouare...)
2. A mute button for your mom. (LittleJohnT)
1. The Female-to-English Dictionary (Mike)

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