direct from . . .
Top Ten Ways to Improve the Olympics
(submitted by XLR8R)
Add fire and skin-tight uniforms. What? They do? No point in even trying then.
(allannero)
Allow all atheletes to use performance-enhancing drugs, but only if they have really funny side-effects.
(greenstripe)
Athletes must wear a minimum of one food item native to their country.
(LaZorra)
Lions. In every event. Swimming pool: Lions. Track: Lions. Shotput: YOU BETTER BELIEVE Lions.
(goken04)
Random Punji stick placement in the Steeplechase event.
(Menasaur)
Make the length of each country's national anthem a weighting factor in results.
(squeezette)
Fewer carbs.
(AckThwap)
The addition of the tin and paper mache' medals.
(DA maNA)
Suit optional swimming events.
(Menasaur)
Show coverage on NBC 48 hours a day.
(TheWord)
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