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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Ways to Improve the Olympics

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10. Add fire and skin-tight uniforms. What? They do? No point in even trying then. (allannero)
9. Allow all atheletes to use performance-enhancing drugs, but only if they have really funny side-effects. (greenstripe)
8. Athletes must wear a minimum of one food item native to their country. (LaZorra)
7. Lions. In every event. Swimming pool: Lions. Track: Lions. Shotput: YOU BETTER BELIEVE Lions. (goken04)
6. Random Punji stick placement in the Steeplechase event. (Menasaur)
5. Make the length of each country's national anthem a weighting factor in results. (squeezette)
4. Fewer carbs. (AckThwap)
3. The addition of the tin and paper mache' medals. (DA maNA)
2. Suit optional swimming events. (Menasaur)
1. Show coverage on NBC 48 hours a day. (TheWord)

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