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Top Ten Ways to Improve the Olympics
(submitted by XLR8R)
Add fire and skin-tight uniforms. What? They do? No point in even trying then.
Allow all atheletes to use performance-enhancing drugs, but only if they have really funny side-effects.
Athletes must wear a minimum of one food item native to their country.
Lions. In every event. Swimming pool: Lions. Track: Lions. Shotput: YOU BETTER BELIEVE Lions.
Random Punji stick placement in the Steeplechase event.
Make the length of each country's national anthem a weighting factor in results.
The addition of the tin and paper mache' medals.
Suit optional swimming events.
Show coverage on NBC 48 hours a day.
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