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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Ebert's and Roeper's Top Ten Pet Peeves

(submitted by XLR8R)

10. Every one of the Umpteen-jillion people that give them the 'Thumbs Up' every day (Buttsey57)
9. Still miffed that Hanks beat out Carrot Top for the lead in "Saving Private Ryan" (Alfredo Garcia)
8. People pointing to their pants and saying, "I got your thumbs up right here!" (P. Swab)
7. Juju Fruits stick to their dental work. (Alfredo Garcia)
6. The old cliche, "I'm all thumbs." (Wheels)
5. The legal department wouldn't let them moon the really awful flicks. (Maniac Bob)
4. When people confuse them with Gene Shalit (jumpinjack)
3. People who challenge them to thumb wrestle (Game Guru)
2. Someone out there just has no clue who they are, and when they find that person, there's gonna be trouble. (LeeLee the Talking Turkey Vulture (
1. Who are Ebert and Roeper? (Eh, Eman)

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