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Top Ten Ways To Improve The Economy

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10. Build a really big couch (provides jobs), get everyone to sit on it (boosts transportation industry), and collect the loose change that falls out of their pockets afterwards. Bingo. (BKred)
9. Um... I don't know... start another war? I hear Luxembourg's been getting pretty uppitty of late. (hog_ignorant)
8. Presdential decree changing the word economy to 'conomy. Time saved in saying the new word can be used to moonlight at Burger King. (allannero)
7. Add a cabinet position that would oversee the econ...What?...They do?..WHERE THE HELL ARE MY TAX DOLLARS GOING???? (Maxdog)
6. Start watering down oil to improve supplies. (Naska the Zoki-Howler)
5. Top secret government plan to create money-growing tree. (>:O)
4. Every US taxpayer sends me one dollar....I promise to spend it on frivolous, non essential consumer items as fast as possible. (RiverCityKid)
3. Rent out North Dakota. (Alfredo Garcia)
2. Print new money, sell space on the back for banner ads. (JLM2ads/bill)
1. American foam fingers, George W. Bush Jerseys, White House Programs w/ schedule, etc. (The Outraged DuK)

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