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Top Ten Things Saddam Confessed to the CIA

(submitted by squeezette)

10. All those threatening speeches were just tryouts for "Iraq's Funniest Home Videos." (Maniac Bob)
9. The Hokey Pokey is what it's all about. (Alfredo Garcia)
8. He was actually a member of the Spice Girls: Dictator Spice. (Toe9)
7. He never really liked that statue the troops tore down, anyway. (His butt was too big.) (erik)
6. He frequently recorded Monday Night Football without the expressed written consent of NFL football or CBS Sports. (MichelleLuvsDan)
5. His Baathist regime was actually responsible for developing The Macarena. (Fluff)
4. "Bin Laden is hiding on Mars. No really, if you send a rover up there you will see." (travis)
3. Why they switched the formula to "New Coke" in the 80's. (BullFrog)
2. His online alias: HotChick19yo (JLM2chat)
1. "George, I am your father." (Miss placed popular, Kittenish)

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