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Top Ten Questions that are Never Answered
(submitted by Luv U 2)
"What's the difference between a duck?"
"Gernsey combustable in hopscotch longboat?"
"Honey, where are my socks?"
"Congratulations, You've just lost the super bowl. What are you going to do now?"
"Would you please inform me if you fail to receive this e-mail?"
"Why does Donald Trump have that haircut?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"When will Carrot Top go away?"
"Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?"
"Honey, some woman named Brenda is on the phone. Who is she?"
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