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Top Ten Reasons Hurricanes Like Florida

(submitted by Mercury)

10. A state over-populated with old people won't fight back. (butlerbrunette)
9. Those things have an eye for good real estate. (talexan)
8. The climate is a lot better than Canada. (DFU)
7. They keep rebuilding. (Far from FL)
6. FEMA staff secrectly sucks in storms for job security. (vmello)
5. No state income tax. (DA maNA)
4. They're hip to the miami club scene. (The Masked Man)
3. Wealth of senior citizens mean hurricanes can travel as slow as they want on the roads. (TheRob)
2. "You've just flattened everything on three Carribbean islands! What are you gonna do next?" "I'm going to Disney World!" (LetTheWookieeWin)
1. Arizona's bribes to raise its status as a retirement destination. (Mike)

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