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Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Bachelor Party

(submitted by Sam I. Am)

10. The beer is warm and the stripper is 60. (Mute)
9. Someone is explaining to you why HTML doesn't have commands because it's only a markup language and not a programming language. (Walrus)
8. Popcorn, Mountain Dew, Star Trek movie marathon. (notMe)
7. The groom's 9 year old brother is there. (notMe)
6. Two Words: Virtual Stripper. (Drunken Vet Student)
5. The karoke machine can only play 80's top ten. (Nicole Wagner)
4. The bride-to-be is sitting in the corner. With a shotgun. (Geoduck)
3. You have to blow up the "entertainment" first. (Mercury)
2. Your older brother comes out of the cake, and out of the closet at the same time. (Hoss & HHH)
1. Instead of a stripper, your best man secured a certified tupperware consultant. (BrianLH25)

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