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Top Ten Signs that Your Turtle is Depressed
(submitted by Soup-ba-doop)
That bill you got from the psychiatrist for coming-out-of-the-shell sessions really contributed to your overdraft this month.
He has traded his shell for a container of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
Yesterday you found him in the toaster posing as a pop tart.
He's sitting on top of the plastic palm tree and won't come down.
He won't eat his pizza or say "Cowabunga, dude!"
A random drugs test after his victory race against the hare showed excessive amounts of Prozac.
He keeps rocking back and forth saying "I could have been a tortoise..."
(Drunken Vet Student)
He no longer quotes the turtles from Finding Nemo.
You overhear him calling up the Hare and inviting him to a nice game of "Lets see who can cross this highway first."
(I Like That Game )
When you get home from work, your parrot repeats "I'm going to hide in my shell and kill myself" over and over again.
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