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Top Ten Signs that Your Turtle is Depressed

(submitted by Soup-ba-doop)

10. That bill you got from the psychiatrist for coming-out-of-the-shell sessions really contributed to your overdraft this month. (emmadaexcellent)
9. He has traded his shell for a container of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. (Penelope)
8. Yesterday you found him in the toaster posing as a pop tart. (Thomas Palsson)
7. He's sitting on top of the plastic palm tree and won't come down. (Maniac Bob)
6. He won't eat his pizza or say "Cowabunga, dude!" (Mute, Walrus)
5. A random drugs test after his victory race against the hare showed excessive amounts of Prozac. (Thomas Palsson)
4. He keeps rocking back and forth saying "I could have been a tortoise..." (Drunken Vet Student)
3. He no longer quotes the turtles from Finding Nemo. (The Crippler)
2. You overhear him calling up the Hare and inviting him to a nice game of "Lets see who can cross this highway first." (I Like That Game )
1. When you get home from work, your parrot repeats "I'm going to hide in my shell and kill myself" over and over again. (AckThwap)

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