We've got the H bomb and are the world's only super power - the Brits have an invisible car and an exploding pen.
(sageandscholar)
There's always time for a quickie, no matter where you are.
(drumsofdoooooom)
The military should throw out their guns and tanks, to be replaced with metal teeth for large conscripts and throwable hats for small ones.
(RavenBlack)
You have a better chance of hitting Bond with a rock than you do a barrage of machine gun bullets.
(a photograph of Sean Connory, autographed by Roger Moore)
Never use the toothpaste Q gives you.
(darthgator)
Martini..shaken, not stirred is not as messy as budweiser...shaken not stirred.
(toyz)
Cufflinks cannot be trusted.
(BrianLH25)
The girl planning to kill you will sleep with you first.
(Tim [is HOT!])
A tuxedo really is the best parachute-wear.
(Alfredo Garcia)
Britain still plays a vital role in the post cold war counter intelligence community.
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