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Top Ten things James Bond has taught us
(submitted by Psychoshark)
We've got the H bomb and are the world's only super power - the Brits have an invisible car and an exploding pen.
There's always time for a quickie, no matter where you are.
The military should throw out their guns and tanks, to be replaced with metal teeth for large conscripts and throwable hats for small ones.
You have a better chance of hitting Bond with a rock than you do a barrage of machine gun bullets.
(a photograph of Sean Connory, autographed by Roger Moore)
Never use the toothpaste Q gives you.
Martini..shaken, not stirred is not as messy as budweiser...shaken not stirred.
Cufflinks cannot be trusted.
The girl planning to kill you will sleep with you first.
(Tim [is HOT!])
A tuxedo really is the best parachute-wear.
Britain still plays a vital role in the post cold war counter intelligence community.
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