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Top Ten Signs Your Yard is Overgrown

(submitted by i want a g.i. joe)

10. You're pretty sure the latest episode of The Crocodile Hunter took place near your oak tree. (DA maNA)
9. UPS billed you extra for the cost of hiring a guide to get them to your front door. (Orlphar)
8. Raking the yard yielded leaves, twigs, and assorted Hobbits. (ardnax)
7. You can't see if the grass is greener on the other side. (random)
6. You'd mow, but there's something out there that starts growling whenever you get the lawn mower out. (No dear I didn't.)
5. The grass pokes up through four feet of snow. (anonymouse)
4. Your neighbors have stopped asking you to mow,,,now they're talking about "defoliation".... (No dear I didn't)
3. An anthropologist just discovered an entire stone-age tribe living in your front lawn. (Krig the Viking)
2. Neighbors prune trees. You prune grass. (byuguy)
1. You refer to it as your garden, your neighbours refer to it as an eyesore, the Discovery Channel refers to it as the last great wilderness and a recently arrived tribe of pygmies refer to it as home. (sageandscholar)

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