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Top Ten Things To Do Instead of Watching Hockey
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Watch college hockey, the AHL, the ECHL... and cry
Watch figure skating and scream "DEFENCE! DEFENCE!!"
Go to a bar; same number of drunks, fights, and toothless individuals.
Watch hockey negotiations. Slower, but much bloodier.
Trash talk the figure skaters at the local pond, to see if you can get them to "throw down".
Slam into plexiglass store displays for that "real game" feeling.
(8 it the truth)
Split a case of Labbats Blue with a friend and then go moose tipping.
Two words -- Zambolition Derby!
Take turns punching your friends and pulling their shirts over their heads.
Watch Curling. It's like hockey - but with more brooms and less.. well, everything.
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