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Top Ten Reasons to Start an Ostrich Farm

(submitted by The Masked Man)

10. Have you ever seen an ostrich egg? Even if only one of them turns out to be a gold one, you're set for life. (erik)
9. People don't want gerbil-skin boots. (Aw, how precious.)
8. So you can finally put that ostrich tractor to good use (Alfredo Garcia)
7. You need a front for your faberge egg counterfitting scheme. (Krig the Viking)
6. You'll be ahead of the pack when Mc Donald's releases it's new, bigger Egg McMuffin promotion. (Hoss)
5. Walking to school is way out of fashion. Riding the bus is only cool if you get the back seat. No one cares about carpooling. So whats left to ride to school anyway? (The Outraged DuK)
4. Prelude to the BIGGEST Easter egg hunt in history. (Dubsnack)
3. Finally, you'll be the smartest one around. (Maniac Bob)
2. Crop rotation dictates that your "truck farm" change every few years. (JLM2BeEco-friendly)
1. Your doctor said you're only allowed one egg for breakfast. (JimJam)

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