You already lied about your weight on your driver's license; there's no reason that anything else should be completely accurate.
(Ilsoap)
Gunmetal grey just isn't as fetching as it may sound.
(sageandscholar)
Last resort! Hopefully the aliens won't recognize you.
(bizzle)
Last Halloween some kid tried to carve a jack-o-lantern in your head.
It clashes with your iPod.
(quistis)
You've always wanted to be a twin, but all you've got is a parrot.
(Maniac Bob)
Bright purple hair still looks dark brown on black and white security cameras in convenience stores.
(What the DILLY-O?!)
So you can stand out as an individual, just like everyone else.
(Any band after Blink 182)
Anything is better than your current shade of "clear."
(Majot Tom)
You're the ditzy, talentless younger sister tired of being mistaken for your ditzy, talentless older sister.
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