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Top Ten Things Overheard at a Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament
(submitted by dumb ol' mathgrant)
"Oh yeah? My paper is heavy weight, resume paper."
"So there I was one scissor away from greatness when my finger cramped, and I had a false scissors which disqualified me"
(I have no life)
"Huh? I thought this was Sign Language as a Martial Art competition."
"Those aren't scissors; they're a peace sign."
"It's One-Two-Three-Shoot; Not One-Two-Shoot!"
"Yo! Jimmy, hes gonna give ya da rock., da rock I tell you's, Give em da paper baby!"
"He just fell for the old 'Rock-Rock-Rock-Scissors' Gambit. The Fool!"
"The Seattle RPS Rangers have improved their tactics slightly since employing Verduras as manager, don't you think?"
"Okay, we have a stick of dynamite versus a shadow puppet of a duck... Crap, I'll have to go get the book on this one."
"No, Phil, 'The Bird' does NOT trump everything else!"
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