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Top Ten Things Not to Say at Your Parole Hearing
(submitted by AckThwap)
I'm kinda sorry.
Could we finish this up quickly? I have some tunneling to do.
Of course I learned my lesson. Next time there isn't gonna be witnesses!
(Trying on a ski mask) Honestly, can you guys recognize me in this?
I didn't know she was only 11. She told me she was 21!
(Bismarck's Baseball Bob)
I promise, once I off that scumbag that ratted me out, my life of crime is over forever!
Just don't ask me to take a drug test, okay?
Look on the bright side. If I'm on parole, I won't be able to kill anymore cellmates.
I'd like to become an herb farmer.
Hey before we start, who has change for a pack of Marlboro's and some crack?
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