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Top Ten Things Not to Say at Your Parole Hearing

(submitted by AckThwap)

10. I'm kinda sorry. (what?)
9. Could we finish this up quickly? I have some tunneling to do. (Thomas Palsson)
8. Of course I learned my lesson. Next time there isn't gonna be witnesses! (Sara Lorene)
7. (Trying on a ski mask) Honestly, can you guys recognize me in this? (Kent)
6. I didn't know she was only 11. She told me she was 21! (Bismarck's Baseball Bob)
5. I promise, once I off that scumbag that ratted me out, my life of crime is over forever! (squeezette)
4. Just don't ask me to take a drug test, okay? (Maniac Bob)
3. Look on the bright side. If I'm on parole, I won't be able to kill anymore cellmates. (eighty9octane)
2. I'd like to become an herb farmer. (Helix)
1. Hey before we start, who has change for a pack of Marlboro's and some crack? (Strat)

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