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Top Ten Perks of Being the New Pope
(submitted by NuT wItH a GuN)
Get to bling-bling the new Pope-mobile as much as you want.
Those huge marble halls in the Vatican are great for rollerblading.
Full access to Vatican wine cellar.
No one every asks you to remove your hat at the "Vatican Mulitplex".
After being snubbed for "Most Likely to Become Pope" in high school, can say 'I told you so' at the reunion.
You can finally put Gallileo back on there heretic list, where he belongs!
Latin out... Klingon in!
With all of that old junk in the Vatican, your status as a power seller on eBay is assured!
Ten percent discount at participating Vatican-area Jiffy Lubes.
Heir to St. Peter, Spiritual leader of the Church on Earth, Inspiration to millions. Plus the hat.
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