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Top Ten Items Stolen by Alien Visitors
(submitted by English Pete)
Three out of four February 29ths
(Naska the Zoki-Howler)
Celebrity fashion sense
My cousin Earl's best fishing lure
Donald Trump's real hair
Entry number six on this list
(Britta-Gabrielle, Drunken Vet Student, truebluetexan)
My husband, every Friday night after work: They make him drink beer and release him at midnight.
The brains of people who watch Reality TV
A pop music icon's skin pigment, morals, and common sense.
Gulthsuf: Well of course you don't know what it is. They took it all!
The dignity of countless rednecks
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