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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Items Stolen by Alien Visitors

(submitted by English Pete)

10. Three out of four February 29ths (Naska the Zoki-Howler)
9. Celebrity fashion sense (talshadar)
8. My cousin Earl's best fishing lure (Helix)
7. Donald Trump's real hair (Major Tom)
6. Entry number six on this list (Britta-Gabrielle, Drunken Vet Student, truebluetexan)
5. My husband, every Friday night after work: They make him drink beer and release him at midnight. (theEARWIG)
4. The brains of people who watch Reality TV (mathgrant)
3. A pop music icon's skin pigment, morals, and common sense. (wheels)
2. Gulthsuf: Well of course you don't know what it is. They took it all! (Bloodbond)
1. The dignity of countless rednecks (Buttsey57, lefty)

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