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Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out to be a Secret Agent

(submitted by Dan Misses Michelle)

10. I can never remember: Is it clap once for a drink, and twice to detonate the claymores? Or clap once for the claymores and twice for the drink? And wasn't there a poison gas somewhere? (Expendable)
9. The only assult training you've had was from watching the Marios Brothers jump on turtles and mushrooms. (there's a lesson to be learned here, boys and girls)
8. You planned a surprise birthday party for your mom, but cracked under the stress of all the lies and deception. (Krig the Viking)
7. Your codename is Double-Oh Zero. (JDTAY)
6. Someone put a sign on your back that says 'kick me-I am secret agent'. (pac)
5. "Beer, Bud, not Coors," just doesn't have the same ring. (Expendable)
4. You've got the speed of a snake, the agility of an Asian acrobat, and the IQ of a Mediterranean seahorse. (dag nabbit!)
3. The coolest gadget you own? A rapping Santa Claus doll. (The Cruciverbalist)
2. Mom keeps stitching your codename into your underwear. (Major Tom)
1. You have all the stealth of a bull in a china shop and the discretion of a talkative 4 year old. (lil miss hermione)

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