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Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out to be a Secret Agent
(submitted by Dan Misses Michelle)
I can never remember: Is it clap once for a drink, and twice to detonate the claymores? Or clap once for the claymores and twice for the drink? And wasn't there a poison gas somewhere?
The only assult training you've had was from watching the Marios Brothers jump on turtles and mushrooms.
(there's a lesson to be learned here, boys and girls)
You planned a surprise birthday party for your mom, but cracked under the stress of all the lies and deception.
(Krig the Viking)
Your codename is Double-Oh Zero.
Someone put a sign on your back that says 'kick me-I am secret agent'.
"Beer, Bud, not Coors," just doesn't have the same ring.
You've got the speed of a snake, the agility of an Asian acrobat, and the IQ of a Mediterranean seahorse.
The coolest gadget you own? A rapping Santa Claus doll.
Mom keeps stitching your codename into your underwear.
You have all the stealth of a bull in a china shop and the discretion of a talkative 4 year old.
(lil miss hermione)
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