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Top Ten Perks of Being a Super Hero's Sidekick
(submitted by Topher)
You get to use the Hero's cape as a spare shower curtain.
Discounts for being part of his "Friends, Family & Sidekicks" cell phone plan
You're always first in line for the "hand-me-down" tights.
You look better in fall color outfits instead of the Hero's customary primary palate.
You get to meet all the up and coming super villans as they are chaining you to the railroad tracks.
The likelihood that you will be kidnapped by an evil mastermind is offset by being high on the Hero's list of people to rescue.
The Supervillain's sidekick often gets killed. You just get tied up a lot.
You don't have to deal with having your own pesky sidekick following you around.
Holy catch phrases, are your one liners cool!
What do you think happens when the Hero saves two incredibly hot damsels in distress?
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