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Top Ten Tips For New College Grads

(submitted by bright.eyes.)

10. Get friendly with your student loan officer. You will know them for a long time. (mightymouth)
9. Burger King not only has a more varied menu than Taco Bell, it also has a larger employee discount. (RiverCityKid)
8. The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. (SPLAT)
7. Putting your "mad Halo 2 skillz" on a resume or directing interviewers to your blog for writing samples won't get you a very good job. (BKred)
6. Your employer probably won"t shut down for spring break! (Party Animal)
5. Panty raids are no longer defined as "campy fun." For you, they're now called a felony. (buttplug)
4. You are now the creepy old guy at the party. (TT)
3. Your degree in History will have museums eagerly asking you to volunteer. (Sarah H.)
2. Take the time to expand your cooking skills. There's more than just beef-flavored ramen out there. It comes in shrimp, chicken, pork and oriental flavors too! (Boneless Boy)
1. Work: It's not just for "old people" anymore. (Skating Zebra)

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