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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Summer Jobs To Avoid

(submitted by RiverCityKid)

10. The one with the Fried Roadkill Cleanup Company (Leather/Denim Combination pants, IOIO)
9. Assistant to the neighborhood dog walker (They walk 'em you pick up after 'em.) (Graceon3base)
8. Port-a-Potty scrubber at the International Chili Festival (notMe)
7. Shark oral hygienist at the aquarium (notMe)
6. Extreme Acceleration Biohazard Maintenance Engineer (You clean up after people who got sick on the rollercoaster.) (Skating Zebra)
5. Beachfront Jellyfish Control Team (Zipbang)
4. Lifeguard at the Jenny Craig summer camp (joe)
3. Any job with rubber gloves (Balistic)
2. Bee, Wasp, Yellow Jacket, and Fire Ant repellent tester's partner..."The Bait" (JLM2swarmcontrol)
1. Opening a lemonade stand at the Neverland Ranch (DA maNA)

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