Step 1: Put paperclips on fingertips. Step 2: Tap fingers on table. Step 3: Annoy everyone with the tapping sound.
(Asteria)
Straighten out about 40,000 clips, solder the ends together, completely cover with electrical tape, then wire your house.
(notMe)
Propping open eyelids during 2 hour lecture on early Greek accounting practices
(notMe)
Cleaning the cheese puff residue from under your finger nails
(cherbear)
Mid-flight stranger conciousness consensus testers (Flick 'em at sleeping passegers)
(Buttsey57)
Scraping the clear goo out of the corners of the empty Spam can. MMMMMMMMMMM!
(wheels)
Plead insainity by shoving a bunch up your nose in court to "keep all your mental notes in order."
(Buttsey57)
Making little stick men from to illustrate to your 5-year-old the ramifications of population expansion outside the bounds of economic stability
(Leather/Denim Combination Pants)
Making paper clip holders look useful
(Courk)
Apparently, to nag me into using worthless help files on my computer
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