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Top Ten Signs You Have Chosen an Overpriced Restaurant

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. The meal is the size of a thumbprint, the plate is as big as a kiddie pool, and the credit card company calls to laugh at you when you pay the bill. (Prelude in G Minor)
9. "Hi, my name is Ryan. Would you prefer 15 or 30 year financing with your meal?" (Maniac Bob)
8. Even the bus boys wear Prada! (One funny kiddo)
7. Pre-meal menu rentals begin at $20 per person. (Buttsey57)
6. The toilet paper is made of velvet. (Yomiko)
5. When you ask for water, the waiter goes into a long list of options, none of which are "tap." (allismarie)
4. You ask for a menu and your waiter does that "money" hand motion. (SquallNeo2004)
3. The coat check girl can't break anything smaller than a $100 bill. (AckThwap)
2. Your $50 steak looks like it comes from the Extreme Weight-Loss Clinic. (Naska the Zoki-Howler)
1. The sign above the maitre d's podium says " Plutonium Mastercard accepted". (Strat)

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