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Mr. Potato Head's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by Mr. Taterio)
He owns a "Chicks Dig Spuds" t-shirt but no way to wear it.
When Mrs. Potato Head asks "Do these eyes make me look fat?"
The way the Fry Guys from McDonald's keep eyeing Mrs. Potato Head
He is constantly being asked if he's related to Spuds McKenzie.
When his wife steals his feet so he can't leave the house
People often mistake him for Prince Charles.
Mrs. Potato Head nagging him about becoming a couch human
Every kid he meets seems to be an amateur proctologist.
(BK(and I do mean amateur)red)
When people tell him "just don't go to pieces on me"
His son made a clock out of him for the science fair.
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