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Darth Vader's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by AvErY D)
The Emperor always drives the Emperial starship too slowly in the left-hand star lane.
When the Emperor calls him his "Little Darthy" in front of the other officers
Overpriced, underdelivering bounty hunters
Thanks to the force, the Emperor always knows when Vader is making faces at him.
Tall, Dark and Mysterious doesn't work for him in personal ads.
Thanks to the Stormtrooper "don't ask, don't tell" policy, he's always creeped out by that one clone that always winks at him.
He went and turned evil just like the emperor wanted, but he never got to learn any of the really cool powers like shooting lightning from his hands.
Ever since that Death Star thing, his insurance premiums have skyrocketed.
All the junk mail addressed to "Mr. Vader or Current Sith Apprentice"
He invented the mono-color dress scheme long before Regis Philbin.
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